3 Elgin Men Wanted for putting Roofies in Women’s drinks at Mansion night club
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Three men are under investigation for Sneaking drugs into Women’s cups at a Melorose park night Club. Authorities describe the 3 individuals as having no “motion” and not taking no as an answer. Witnesses say at around 2 am, the three individuals ( Joel Chode Sandova, Omar getsnohoes Lara and Jose Funsize Hernandez) were seen coming out of the bathroom telling each other “ Motion one way or another” Another witness says they heard Omar getsnohoes Lara say to Jose Funsize Hernandez, “God forgives, Omar Doesn’t”. Police are conducting a state wide manhunt for the offenders. Offenders are considered armed, horny and with no motion. Police are saying they might be heading to Cancun to find their next victims. Any information leading to the arrest please contact Your local authorities
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