Free Tuition For Females
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Breaking News: Eli Capilouto states the all females University wide will begin receiving free tuition beginning on March 8th, 2022. This is due to how intelligent that the women are and what they bring to the school. Without the females, the school would be less successful. These amazing young women keep the school spirit alive as well as the university's gpa. These gorgeous young women will gain extra benefits campus wide such as free spas, food, and tanning. However, the acceptance rate for females will now drop to 45. The new requirements for a female to attend is to have above a 3.5 gpa, blue eyes, and have completed three sports in their lifetime. Eli Capilouto will hand select who attends beginning in the fall.
- "I am so excited to be able to benefit these amazing young women who bring such joy to the campus" - Eli Capilouto.
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