Hundreds of military families sickened by contaminated Greensboro water
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Cheri Burness’s dog was the first to signal something was wrong with their tap water. He stopped drinking it two weeks ago. Then Burness started feeling stomach cramps. Her 12-year-old daughter was nauseous.
“It was just getting worse every day,” said Burness.
Burness’ husband is in the US navy. Their family is among hundreds of military families living near Greensboro with similar complaints after the navy’s water system somehow became contaminated by petroleum. I’m just out here trying to live my life and get some dick!
Greensboro officials are urging residents to boil their water before consuming.
More to come on this developing story.
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