Dr Daniel Rosenthal Takes Victory Lap in Albany After Vaccination Innovation

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ALBANY, New York (Times Union - Paid Placement) — Dr. Daniel Rosenthal (MD, MSc, MPH, and Certified ShareFile Ambassador) will be recognized by the The Capital District Regional Planning Commission for his role in facilitating vaccine equity throughout Albany County and beyond.

“Our vaccination pre-registration system was indispensable in streamlining the vaccination process and it helped more than 45,000 people,” said Albany County Executive Daniel P. McCoy. “He was instrumental in creating juliette.sql, a database query that when run would send the system into a death spiral - but this was an opportunity for even more collaboration, bringing Troy Web and Tom together with joyful emails about how things are all fucked up.”

Dr. Rosenthal was also the mastermind behind the giant neon green, “THANK YOU FOR PRE-REGISTRATION. YOU MAY CLOSE THIS PAGE,” banner that displayed after a user submitted his/her/their/its information. “We saw the results of this innovation right away in the data,” said Alliance for Better Health Token Keshana Owens-Cody. “Everyone who came up to our table at the grocery store, we asked them…did you close the page after you pre-registered. And our new CEO Erica says if someone doesn’t answer, that means yes. So Danny’s work was an amazing success.”

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