CERN and the development of the Einstein Machine

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Some days after the announcement of the development of the Einstein Machine by CERN (European Organization for Nuclear Research), that would enable to see if it's possible to leave the spacetime and explore how the spacetime interacts with the subatomic and quantum phenomena of the nature. The project got massive financing by all countries who are CERN members as well as the Russian government offered a secured space in Siberia for the development of the experiment, since the governments of France and Switzerland consideeed the experiment extremely dangerous to be made in their territory, making Russia to become an official CERN member, whoever several apocalyptic theories appeared due the "Einstein Machine" as well as conspiracy theories about the Einstein Machine. With such amount of money and the fact that the experiments are developed in a top secret underground laboratory in Switzerland it's not surprise that a team of specialists would build their own personal lab in Germany. But why? And how they built it? How they got the budget to build it? The answer to all those questions would be "A little bit of physics and a lot of imagination", for the scientists in Germany have taken the idea of exploring the spacetime using the Einstein Machine and made it more appealing. And they did it very well, the Einstein Machine is the first device in the world to actually do what Einstein predicted, so they took the idea and put it into a very original and spectacular form, that would make it appealing to the public as well as a very important experiment that would lead to the discovery of one of the mysteries of the universe. Now, the device is being operated in the underground lab of a private German company with which some scientists have participated before, and after a long period of time, during which nothing has happend, they noticed that the gravitational waves that they thought were just theoretical, were actually real. And a lot of the scientists are not happy at all, they fear that there could be much more surprises in the lab. Of course, they tried to hide it, but it's impossible to suppress the news about this experiment and the fact that it lead to one of the greatest discoveries of the 21th century. The experiment lasted only a short period of time, two weeks, but it already lead to incredible results, it's important to say that this discovery should not be viewed in a too optimistic way, like the scientists have said, it's still in the beginning, but we already know that it has lead to a completely different view of the universe, one which was not known until now. This is a huge discovery, not just for physicists, but for the whole world. It's already known that there's a lot more to discover about the universe, because there's no ending to the mysteries that nature has placed before us, and it's not a coincidence that after a long period of time, science has succeeded in discovering what it actually wants to discover. For example, what we know about the universe is just the tip of the iceberg, but not even a little bit of what it's capable of. And this is precisely the reason why all the researchers are working in silence, and they're very afraid that by revealing this incredible discovery, it could be too soon. I think we've known each other too long to reveal it, it's better to give it a good time to develop and see how it turns out, so we can tell more about the universe in the future. In any case, we'll keep you posted, as we have so many other things we're in the process of discovering, and it'll soon be time for us to tell you about the final part of our story. Until next time, my friends!

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