Starbucks is Closing 500 Locations Due to Coffee Shortage.

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Starbucks is Closing 500 Locations Due to Coffee Shortage.

After several of the worlds largest coffee bean farms were poisoned, a shortage of coffee has commenced. Stores do not have access to buying coffee beans, thus Starbucks is forced to close 500 locations

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