El ejecutivo prepara el DNU

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El ejecutivo prepara el DNU

1° Se prohibe la circulación nocturna.
2° Prohibición de reuniones sociales.
3° Suspensión de eventos sociales.
4° Cierre de casinos y bingos.
5° Transporte público para esenciales.
6° Se prohíbe el transporte aéreo en todo el territorio nacional.
6° Estará penalizado el sexo presencial.
7° Es obligatorio lavar el barbijo a diario.
8 ° Se podrá beber alcohol hasta 2 copas.
Estas medidas regirán por 3 semanas.

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