Christmas canceled?

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Travelers found out as they were exploring the north pole, a candy cane looking light, and saw a button on the back, they pushed it of course, and they fell into a giant cavern, full of ice, but in the ice they saw small creatures cleaning it up, almost like elves? Near the roof of the cavern was a rather large man, with a red suit and a large white beard. ''He seemed to be over 100 years old, by the looks of it.'' said one of travelers that were apart of this amazing discovery. ''He looked at us, just stared his eyes just widened.. like a ghost or something was behind us, he screamed GET OUT OUT OUT! CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED!'' The news CNC traveled there later after they heard this, trying to find this amazing cavern that they spoke of. They never found the candy cane pole they heard of, but instead a factory underground that matched the tourists description. It was covered in ice, there was no elf-like creatures, but instead just the man with the beard.. with his red suit.. holding a list, after that all CNC news reporters fainted, and their cameras died, after a hour or so they assumed they woke up at their helicopter with a note that says: ''Never come back'' they say that is all they remember, so.. is it true? does the jolly old man himself truly exist is our world? as well as the elf creatures? IS their other mystical creatures out their? we will never know.

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