Arcadia To Lease Bingas, Open A Strip Club
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The Chamber of Commerce is excited to announce the arrival of The Joystick, a new strip club, to downtown Portland. "We didn't know what to do with the stage at Port City and we'd been watching a lot of the Sopranos", said owner Nikki Costas, who was smoking a cigar in a dimly lit room at the time of the interview. Just like Arcadia, they'll have all ages on Sunday from Noon-10pm and each family gets a plate for their award winning all you can eat Vegas style shrimp buffet. The Joystick looks to push all the right buttons with a soft opening on June 1st.
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