Man Attempts to Singlehandedly Cause Economy To Collapse in Parsons Kansas

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A lone supporter of failed real estate developer/TV show host/corrupt, racist politician Donald Trump is wielding what he describes as the "immense power of Parsons Kansas Public Opinion" in an attempt to disrupt the cash flow of what he feels are "Biden Supporting Businesses" in Parsons by creating what he calls a "a list, a very good list, one of the best lists, a list that everyone is talking about" of businesses he is targeting for "shunning" (an old fashioned Amish practice) in what psychologists have termed a "baby throwing a tantrum".

Following in the racist footsteps of his corrupt politician hero, he has threatened many times over the last few months to unleash the power of "the list" if Parsons citizens don't take him seriously and force United States President (and all around good guy) Joe Biden to let Trump back into the White House so he and his merry band of racist republicans can enact more anti-minority legislation.

This man, who operates "section 8 housing", could not be reached for comment.

His last known location was thought to have been a government institution in Osawatomie, Kansas where he has left instructions not to be disturbed.

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