Tesco closes

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TESCO CLOSES says correspondent Nate A Fayke this evening. The announcement came a week ago by Bob the Tesco worker and although Tesco has declined to say anything since, Bob has stated that this means all money spent on Tesco mobile, recent purchases of gift cards and insurance bills will be refunded as they are all now invalid. Worries came in Mid 2019 when Tesco headquarters in Cablington collapsed while at the same time they mistakenly released all new items of the shiver round range were priced at just a pound each. This worried customers as Tesco rushed to the shelves to buy everything before it went. Our other evidence comes from the fact that Tesco headquarters in London had their double doors got jammed so now no one including Bob can get in or out.
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Correspondent Nate A Fayke @ Fauxonian news tonight.

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