Oregon mother wins national award
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On Saturday, January 2nd, 2021 an Oregon woman made the national news, but it's not for what you'd think.
Sue Malone of Grants Pass Oregon was voted Mother of the Decade by her children. Youngest child Melody of Brownsville said, "Our mother is amazing. She raised four children on her own, at a time when there was no assistance for single moms. She also put herself through school as an adult and became a Soil Scientist for the government, later retiring with an exemplary record. She did all this with four kids!"
Malone is quoted as saying, "I wouldn't take a million dollars for my kids, but I wouldn't give a nickel for another one!"
Malone lives at home with her friend Mo and their elite canine, Mattie.
More on this story as it develops.
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