Giga chad known as JR has gone MISSING
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Recently a giga chad know as JR has gone MISSING. Saloongang is very worried about him and figuring out what has happened to him. Right now authorities believe a local chad and member of saloongang known as Henry was supposed to be a bodyguard for him but flaked and since he had no bodyguard he was caught lacking by off topic gang. Jr is a very buff nigga so police say it would have taken the majority of off topic gang to overpower him, There has been no activity on his phone, credit card, bdsm club membership or pornhub account either. We went to go take a statement from some of saloongang, Henry was unavailable though due to he is serving a few weeks in jail for the murder of Regan Chavez’s boyfriend. We interviewed Dick, Gui, and fzy and they all said they are worried and hope for Jrs safe return so they can have group orgys again (no homo of course). At the moment police are unsure if Jr us only been kidnapped or if he has met a worse fate at the hands of off topics gang. If you have any information please contact the FBI or Saloongang.
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