HWS Students Arrested Following Unsanctioned Party During Pandemic

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Geneva- Six Hobart students were taken into GPD custody at 8 Argyle Street on Sunday afternoon following a crowded college party that disregarded New York State social distancing mandates. Michael Earley (20) faces several charges relating to the underage consumption of alcohol by a minor, in addition to the unlawful gathering at his rented Argyle Street home. Peter Regan (21) could be heard whining “not again!” as he was led away in handcuffs by Geneva Police Officer André Morin. Robert Martinez (21) was seen calmly entering the front seat of a GPD cruiser while cracking jokes to the female officer; neither the officer nor the detained have reported back to the station as of this printing. The remaining offenders remain unidentified at this time, though one source reports that Geneva Police are interested in questioning Domenic Fronsaglia about the nature of the event, as well as his involvement in a Silverback Gorilla trafficking scheme.

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