Kurt Cobain Is Not Dead!

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Hey! This is gonna be about Kurt Cobain, you know the lead singer of Nirvana, the Grunge band. Well, this is a true shocking event...Kurt Cobain is actually not dead! It’s true, but if people say it’s a conspiracy theory you know, don’t believe them. Do you guys want me to tell you why Kurt Cobain isn’t dead????
Okay. I’m gonna get into conspiracy theorist mode now. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Ignition!
Conspiracy theorists were trying to look into the alive or dead case. Some thought Cobain was dead, others thought it was all a conspiracy theory. In the end, it was confirmed that Kurt was alive, because....Okay, let’s take everybody back in time all the way to 1994.
When the body was discovered on April 8, 1994, it didn’t turn out to be Kurt Cobain. It was the corpse of a homeless man who’d been welcomed into Kurt’s house by the Nirvana lead singer. So, guys, the story unfolded. It’s been unveiled. Remember....Kurt Cobain is not dead!!!!
With the lights out
It’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid
And contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us!

Smells Like Teen Spirit
by Nirvana.
Rock on!

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