Obese child starves to death

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Sunday night at 10:38 pm, Jordon Harris was found dead in his attic due to starvation. Online friends said that his parents found out that he was on the t00ka, and decided to beat his ass for an act of sinning against god. Jordon acted quick and went to his attic to hide from his ass beating but forgot to bring food. Three months later he was found with many missing limbs and incredibly skinny for being such a fat fuck. Police state that when he got hungry he tried to eat the wood cardboard from his surroundings but time passed and he proceeded to cannibalism. After many bites and significant blood loss he still managed to heal but he couldn’t keep up with the pain and decided to starve to death. Jordon Harris starved to death to avoid an ass beating.

(Mr. Harris) “I never new my son would be capable of something so stupid but so ballsy, I wish I could’ve not reacted that way so he could still be here, so I could beat him by surprise before he could notice *sniff*, I wish I could beat his ass for starving for death, TELL ME, WHO AM I GOING TO FEED THE REST OF THIS CHICKEN TO? HUH? HIS FATASS GOT KILLED HIMSELF BEFORE I COULD GIVE HIM THIS GODAMN CHICKEN! IM GOING TO BEAT THAT FATASS’S DEAD BODY AND IM GOING TO“——————

Ok so that was Mr. Harris I apologize for this abrupt screaming and want to apologize for any who is scared for life, I certainly am. Either way back to officials who are deciding Mr. Harris’s court day and time wether or not he will serve jail time for 1st degree murder and custody over the rest of his children. This has been a terrible night for everyone, as you know Jordon’s rich ass parents already bought him a grave made in diamonds and his favorite burger sauce.

His fellow REAL FRIENDS, Markes, Alex, pussy boy Jake and the rest of those weirdos attended his funeral meanwhile those fake clout friends asked his mom for money. May he Rest In Peace dreaming of food.

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