AMBER ALERT: MISSING CHILD

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AMBER ALERT: MISSING CHILD

THERE IS APPARENTLY A MISSING CHILD IN SACRAMENTO AND THAT CHILD'S MOTHER SAID THE LAST TIME SHE SAW HER CHILD WAS WHEN SHE LEFT THE HOUSE WITHOUT HER PERMISSION. WE HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT THE CHILD SO PEOPLE CAN TRY TO HELP SEARCH FOR HER. THE CHILD IS 12 YEARS OLD, 400LBS, 4,2, LOVES TO EAT. WE ALSO HAVE A PICTURE OF THE CHILD BUT DON'T BLAME US FOR THE PICTURE ITS NOT MY FAULT :(.

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