Psycho Lady runs thru Miami Twp walmart Naked

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Psycho Lady runs thru Miami Twp walmart Naked

A Middletown woman appeared to have a pyschotic episode after ingesting catnip while playing with her 19 cats. Daphne Combs(no age given) of Middletown OH. said she wondered what the cats felt like after playing in it so she decided to taste it. After the first taste she said it didn't have an effect on her so she kept eating it until she ate almost a whole jar. She ran around the house for awhile in a paranoid state, she even tried to catch her tail but couldn't. After deciding to go to Walmart for more catnip when she got to the store she started eating more catnip right from the jar that's when walmart employees said that Mrs. Combs took her clothes off and was running through the store naked, she even jumped on a few patrons in a playful way that were watching in awe. Police took Mrs Combs into custody and she is currently in a rehab facility for catnip addicts.

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