Roberto "Tata" Melendez Is Obese
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Weighing at 2,000,000 tons of lard and fat, Robert "Tata" Melendez is a young teen that lives in Miami. Tata has achieved on weighing that much from the amount of shit he eats from Justin Mallari and David Paredes, most commonly known as Jewpecabra and SprayMaricon. Tata claims that he isn't obese, although when he interviewed him he was a bit rotund. The interview took place at the Jurassic Period and Tata was interviewed by David Paredes. From what Robert said "I'm not fat David you're obese". Regardless, if you ever met Tata you know that he is the greasiest,fattest,filled with blubber,obese,diabetic,piece of fucking lard you have ever met. Anyways we will keep you updated as the story progresses.
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