Local legend, Austin Fabian, has been found dead in his own bed
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Local reports say that the resident Austin Fabian was found dead on his bed. We have the information that he was suffocated via huge ass. He recent girlfriend has been charged with 2nd degree murder, having purposely given Austin too much ass for the skinna nigga to handle. Lets all recognize the things he has done for our community, and keep him in our hearts.
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