Short strand man convicted of sexual assault

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Short strand man convicted of sexual assault

A young man by the name of jake burns aka marrow was arrested earlier on this morning as he was caught on the act of trying to get young kids as young as 2 i into his white transit van outside the strand park that says J.Burns child minding on it he’s being charged with over 250 different cases according to PSNI resources all to do with being a Micky mervert just watch out an tell your kids to be safe

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