Zay's Report: Dick Pulling

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After WapBlack lost to a well coached EMS team yesterday 13-0, it seem that teams who are afraid to play WapBlack or teams who WapBlack already beated the shit out of felt the need to Dick Pull EMS.
Take the Vikings for example, they just recently got anal raped by a team with flea market Gucci helments on 40-0, how tf you let a team score that many times in a running clock tournament?? And when WapBlack called them out they was scared to play but worrying about who's getting playing time on WapBlack team, which dnt make any sense. When ask Nino PISSeir, a well unknown football dad who's shaped like Samsung Smart double door refrigerator, why they wont play, his stomach stated "Im hungry".
When WapBlack smashed Old Nat in the Centennial Bowl 14-0 , they vanished off the Youth football scene for weeks. But when EMS beat WapBlack here comes the Knights talkin shit like its thier victory. When you just came off a 2-6 season, and no wins in the following preseason I guess you gotta DICK PULL who ever is winning. Coach Steroid stated "Fuck that..we havin a passion party over Coach Drek's studio apartment, everybody invited....mens only tho".
In the mist of the Tigers Elite celebration of EMS win over WapBlack they pulled out of the game that was set against WapBlack for Wednesday. The Tigers aka Cheetahs Elite cause they always speed running from real competition to hold on to they pissy lil ranking from Ray Neal, smh. Mya Mya, Cheetahs team mom with Tourette syndrome states "Pussy ass nigga, Hoe ass bitch" to no one in particular.
In other news, Marques Gray son has finally caught a pass for a TD in a 1/2 field scrimmage, whoop to do, it only took 4 years and 7 attemps. Coach Burk, Falcons United's old head coach, the one that wears diapers stated " That nigga son is still a linemen tho".

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