Florida Man Claims U.F.O. Abducted Him and Stole His Boat.
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A north Florida man says he was abducted by aliens with his boat and returned unharmed, but without his boat. Lake residents want answers. The incident happened on Georges Lake outside the small town of Florahome. Neighbors who wished to remain anonymous report hearing strange noises and seeing flashes on the night in question, but attributed it to lightening storms that are common in north Florida and went back to sleep. The victim, who wishes to remain anonymous, says he was not physically harmed and says he just wants his boat back. "That bass boat was my life, it was the nicest one on the lake...and now it's just gone. We're a church-going, God-fearing people out here and them mother (expletive)'s just stole my boat!" The F.B.I. and C.I.A. will neither confirm or deny the incident.
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