Kid roaming around naked with bottles of Kelly’s
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BE CAREFUL THUNDERBAY!!
14yr old Kristen Cheesaquay (aka Scarlett Cheesaquay) is out and about roaming around intercity mall area naked with two bottles of Kelly’s and yelling out “MATCH AT?”. Cheesaquay was also caught flashing out her boobs to everyone who gets off the city bus, asking them for ‘kookum change’. Cheesaquay’s sister, Adrianne Cheesaquay was to call in saying “My sister ran out the door with my 2 bottles of Kelly’s and wasn’t even wearing a shirt or bra.” Who ever sees Scarlett, bring her back to her home where she’ll be warm and her sister can get her bottles back.
Scarlett Cheesaquay will no long be able to approach on the city but and be banned from intercity mall.
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