American soldier seriously injured after failed attempt to jump with a rocket launcher
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A US soldier of unknown name and origin, referred to as "Jane Doe," was seriously injured after attempting to jump with a rocket launcher at Teufort, Badlands.
Apparently mr. Doe is a jingoist patriot. After being rejected by every branch of the US Army, mr. Doe went to Poland to teach himself to load and fire a variety of weapons, and after that he began to embark on a nazi killing spree. However, he ended the nazi killing spree in 1949, after hearing that World War II had already ended in 1945.
Nobody knows the state of health of Jane Doe, however we know he told a German doctor that he will send his boot to the Kaiser with the doctor's buttocks around it.
And he said it shortly before entering the surgery room:
"God bless america!"
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