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Have you ever tried to order a pizza while naked. It happened to me once and it was the most traumatic experience of my life. It started 3 years ago when I was watching shrek 5 with a packet of beans while my sister was sucking me off. I got the hunger needs to order a pizza so I ordered a pizza but the pizza order phone call was very spooky. Hey asked if I would like bible passages on my pizza and Brussel sprouts. I said yes fam because I like to try new things but when they arrived the pizza delivery guy had glowing red eyes and that talking dog from up. He had a Russian hat and spoke some sort of mixture between Korean and french. He gave me my pizza then shot my sister in the left fanny. He then proceeded to call me mean names and then left. The event left me in the hospital for 3 years and I now have cerebral palsy. Moral of the story is to not trust strangers with your pizza. Also that pizza tasted like cardboard
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