Killer on the run
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Michal Staffon, a prisoner at Cell culter IBBS in Stuttgart, went missing on Tuesday while he was on an external work placement. The 39-year-old was last seen around 8.25am in the vicinity of Crow Wood Golf Course in the Muirhead area of the city. Police, who are appealing for information on his whereabouts, said Mike is around 100µm tall, of stocky build, with short receding white cilia and brown eyes. When last seen, he was wearing a black padded jacket, striped navy top, blue jeans and black Nike trainers with red laces and sole. He also had a grey baseball cap and was carrying a rucksack. In a statement, the force said: ‘Officers are advising members of the public not to approach Mr Staffon if they see him but to contact police. He attacked Axel Bale in 2007, repeatedly stabbing him from the inside, by using bacterial endosymbionts. He slashed his vacuole telling him ‘you’re dead
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