Crowds gather in Warsaw as Trump gives his opinion on the Scholastic relaunch

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President Donald Trump reaffirmed his commitment to NATO's Article 5 as he delivered a keynote speech in the historical heart of Warsaw, Poland.

Trump said that the United States "has demonstrated not merely with words, but with its actions that we stand firmly behind those who like the Scholastic covers and firmly against those who don't."

He says, "Words are easy, but actions are what matters."

Trump was criticized during his first foreign trip for failing to explicitly confirm whether he liked the new 'cartoony' branding of the Fighting Fantasy gamebooks. During a critical speech at NATO headquarters in Brussels he skirted the issue, claiming that he thought 'they might grow on me'.

Later Trump demonstrated support for other members of the Fighting Fantasy and Other Gamebooks Facebook forum who expressed concerns about the relaunch. He described Ceiron Bounds as 'latter day hero standing up for the issues that matter' and compared him to a Polish freedom fighter keeping the crucial Jerusalem Road uprising alive during the last days of World War II.

To chanting of 'Donald Trump, Donald Trump' the controversial US President declared that the covers were blocky, unartistic and cynical of the needs of young readers. "We all know this!" He stated, "we need an old school revival, right? We know this right?"

Later, First Lady Melania Trump, who had not heard her husband's speech, gave an interview in which she claimed to like the new covers. "I like the Citadel of Chaos one. Those funny ghost faces remind me of dear Donald."

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